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Seeley Booth Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear
Tagged: Vegetarian, Cannibalism
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear
Tagged: smartass, Literal, intelligent
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have a boat?

Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Fallout Shelter
Tagged: Breast Implants, yachts
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: Am I in trouble?

Angela Montenegro: You're late for a funeral. Of course you're in trouble.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Woman in the Garden
Tagged: funeral, trouble, Tardy to the Party
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: Any cause of death?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, since I can't find the skull, I'd say his head was cut off.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 2: The Headless Witch in the Woods
Tagged: cause of death, Decapitation, Painfully Obvious
“Bones, two guys at the same time, it's not right! I mean, that's why they invented dueling.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 4: Yanks in the U.K. Part 2
Tagged: Dueling, Multiple Partners
“Sweets, I've killed but I've never murdered before. Look up the difference in your little black book there, okay?”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 4: The Passenger in the Oven
Tagged: Killing, Murder
“Mickey Santana: [to Booth] What about your gut?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: My gut says it stinks.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Brennan] If he smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: A Boy in the Tree
Tagged: Guts, Stinks, Gut Instinct
“I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution!”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 4: Yanks in the U.K. Part 1
Tagged: England, American Revolution, Anglophobia
“I'm touring the hottest places in the universe. Next stop...hell.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Skull in the Desert
Tagged: Heat, Hell
“Don't drink the Moroccan beer. It tastes like earwax.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 2: Judas on a Pole
Tagged: Beer, moroccan, earwax, Gross
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