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Quotes tagged “Pig”
Columbus: That’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.”
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.”
Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”
Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig.
Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”
[The pig is heard squealing loudly]
Stan: Ah, sick!
Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.”
Me: Then why do you keep putting her in your bed?
5: Because I love her.”
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
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