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Lucy: Fact: He never goes to the library.
Mary: Fact: He stayed out all night long.
Lucy: Fact: He was probably with a girl.
Mary: Ok... that's not a fact but it's a safe guess; let's just assume. Assumption: He spent the night with the girl.
Lucy: Assumption: He made out with her all night long.
Mary: Fact: You are way too young for me to be playing this game with you.”
Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um... ice sculpture?
Chet: Oh. And the shotgun?
Ash: Uh, that's mine, too.
Chet: What's that for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”
Faye: The throne? I thought it was the regency of France he wanted.
Isabelle: Yes, that's what I said.”
Sabrina: Thank you. Who’s Brenda?
Aaron: Oh, no one. No one important.
Shirley: His last fiancé.”
Liane Cartman: Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.”
Jim: That's a lie. That's the biggest lie there is. I told that to my wife and my two boys. I said it 100 times. It didn't matter. They came out of nowhere. There were dozens of 'em. Just pulled 'em right out of my hands. You know, the only reason I got away was 'cause the dead were too busy eating my family.”
Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.”
Richie: Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?
Howard: Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.”
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