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Husband: ‘Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?’
Wife: ‘I don’t get it.’
Husband: ‘Worked on your ass, didn’t it?’”
Husband: ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’
Wife: ‘It’s me. Talking to the wine.’”
Because they want to.”
"I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a car..."
I said, "Yes but she has a great personality."”
She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"
I said, "That's the point.”
Joel: 'But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?'
Wednesday: 'I'd pity him.'”
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