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A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.”
Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well I got news for you, that’s the only thing that’s gonna be pulling out tonight.”
Fatima Blush: Thank you, James. So are you.”
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.”
Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”
Max Zorin: You slept well?
James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.”
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.
James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.”
James Bond: I think it may be time to go home.
Dr. Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time.
James Bond: Why not?”
James Bond: [looks at cleavage] But of course you are.”
Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.”
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?”
Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”
Mike Baxter: [turning off webcam] Are you crazy? You know our minister watches this?
Vanessa Baxter: Oh please, he has eight kids, he knows what I'm talking about.”
Butt-head: [laughs] She said 'foreskin.'
Beavis: Yeah. Foreskin irritation.”
Cartman: That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!
Crowley: With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod.”
Dean: You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?”
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