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Paul Wernick Quotes
AKA: | Paul Wernick |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Producer, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 80
Paul Wernick
BirthnameAKA: Paul Wernick
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Producer, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Total quotes: 80
“It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”
Tagged:
Horrendous, shit storm
“I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.”
Tagged:
time travel, battery charge
“Berkeley: We’re working on a theory that the administrant has already decided to go to war and is now focused on how to address the fight.
Tallahassee: It’s not a theory.”
Tallahassee: It’s not a theory.”
Tagged:
Wag the Dog
“[turning to Columbus, Wichita, and Little Rock after a zombie kill] What do you think? ‘Zombie Kill of the Week’?”
Tagged:
Zombie Kill
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible...and completely unfuckable.”
Tagged:
Indestructible, Unfuckable
“[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”
Tagged:
Trust, Cannibalism
“Wichita: You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove halfway across the country...where are you gonna go?
Little Rock: [sticks arms up in air] I’m going to Pacific Playland! Woo!”
Little Rock: [sticks arms up in air] I’m going to Pacific Playland! Woo!”
Tagged:
zombie apocalypse, pacific playland
“Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.”
Tagged:
Limp Bizkit, 90s music
“Columbus: Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story?
Tallahassee: No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.”
Tallahassee: No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.”
Tagged:
one-upmanship
“The first rule of Zombieland: cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons...were the fatties.”
Tagged:
cardio, Fat-Shaming
“Columbus: Take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose.
Tallahassee: I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.”
Tallahassee: I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.”
Tagged:
Loss of a Child, Titanic
“So until next time, remember: cardio, seatbelts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I’m Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying goodnight.”
Tagged:
cardio, seatbealts
“Columbus: [in voiceover] You see, he was in the ass-kicking business and...
Tallahassee: [Tallahassee, in flashback, rounds corner holding two chainsaws and wearing a welding mask, flips mask up] ...business is good.”
Tallahassee: [Tallahassee, in flashback, rounds corner holding two chainsaws and wearing a welding mask, flips mask up] ...business is good.”
Tagged:
Ass-Kicking, Business
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