Quotes tagged ‘Self-Referential’

“Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? Deadpool: Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back. Colossus: [voice from inside the mansion] W…”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“[to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug...go easy on him.”

— Robert Zemeckis, Bob Gale, Marty McFly, Michael J. Fox, imdb.com

“You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.”

— Michael McCullers, Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, imdb.com

“This never happened to the other fellow.”

— Richard Maibaum, James Bond, George Lazenby, imdb.com

“Captain America! How exciting! I'm a great fan of your films!”

— Stephen McFeely, Christopher Markus, Johann Schmidt / Red Skull, Hugo Weaving, imdb.com

“I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”

— Julie Siege, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“Jimmy’s gonna get you, Kramer! Hands off Jimmy! Don’t touch Jimmy! Let go of Jimmy!”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jimmy, Anthony Starke, imdb.com