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Columbus

Columbus Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Columbus

character

Total quotes: 5

“It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”

— Columbus, Zombieland

Tagged: Horrendous, shit storm

“[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”

— Columbus, Zombieland

Tagged: Trust, Cannibalism

“You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.”

— Columbus, Zombieland

Tagged: cock-blocking, Robot, Fucking

“They’re dialin’ up the rhetoric on Iraq. Let’s see if we can nail ‘em down, OK? Let’s get to work.”

— Columbus, Brightburn

Tagged: Iraq, Rhetoric

“So until next time, remember: cardio, seatbelts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I’m Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying goodnight.”

— Columbus, Zombieland

Tagged: cardio, seatbealts

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