“Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort.”— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com
“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“Mullins: Oh, Jesus. How many porns have been made on this couch? Tatiana: Oh, this couch not up to your satisfaction? You’re not comfy? Mullins: I’ll get comfy, when my foot’s up your ass.”— Katie Dippold, Mark Mullins, Bill Burr, imdb.com
“The Spiderman kiss. The upside down kiss can be done when you are sitting on the couch too.”— Devika Ohri, reshareit.com
“On the couch. The floor is lava. Remember: The floor is lava. Get as close as you can. It's like doing it on a bed but naughtier!”— Krista McHarden, cosmopolitan.com