Kevin Hench Quotes
Total quotes (11)
Total quotes (11)
Mike Baxter: Hey babe.
Vanessa Baxter: He-ey.
Mike Baxter: What's the matter?
Vanessa Baxter: Oh nothing. I'm just... I'm just right on that late afternoon fence where do I have another cup of coffee or just say screw it and pour my first glass of wine.
Mike Baxter: Tough one.
Vanessa Baxter: Well, which way do you love me more, a little jittery and chatty or passed out and drooling by eight-thirty?
Mike Baxter: I love you both ways.
[leans in for a kiss then slides a wine bottle toward Vanessa]
Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high heels] Wow! Whoa!
Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that?
Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it.
Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*?
Mandy Baxter: I need the professor to give me an extension or, if he really likes the dress, an A.
Vanessa Baxter: Boyd is learning Spanish at his new school.
Blanca: And I will say, with *that* they are doing a very good job.
Mike Baxter: Why are they teaching him Spanish in the first grade?
Vanessa Baxter: Well, honey, it's a bilingual school. The teacher says everything in English and then says it again in Spanish.
Mike Baxter: So you work twice as hard to learn half as much.
Vanessa Baxter: Or they are learning twice as much because they're learning another language.
Mike Baxter: How do they even understand 'twice as much' if there's no time for math?
Mike Baxter: These kids are into big government. No surprise. Teenagers are used to spending other people's money.
Ed Alzate: What do kids that age know? They're just parroting the stuff they learned at home, just like Eve probably does with you.
Mike Baxter: No, no, no, no. Eve's different. She's an independent thinker. She comes to her own conclusions... that everything I say is right.
Vanessa Baxter: That cop pulled me over today and gave me a ticket.
Mike Baxter: I told ya to stay off Cedar, babe.
Vanessa Baxter: No, he's movin' around. He was on Hudson, today.
Mike Baxter: Hudson? That's under construction. Double the fine. Smart cop.
Vanessa Baxter: Oh, I don't care about the fine...
Mike Baxter: I care about the fine.
Vanessa Baxter: It's just...I've always been able to... you know...[tosses her hair]
Mike Baxter: Come on, honey, with your knockers, you go with the hair?