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Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give ‘em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It’s nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you’ll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don’t know. [looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?”
Hugh: Only when it rains.”
Eve Baxter: Mom, come on. If Mandy's spreading something viral, you better pray it's on the internet.”
Bridgette: With who?
Doctor: Just find somebody, have sex. Just make sure it's protected.
Bridgette: It's so hard for me to do that.”
Sophia: That's right! But unlike yours, I didn't need penicillin to get through it.”
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