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Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit outta luck?
E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?”
Mike Baxter: René Descartes.
Mandy Baxter: She was awesome. We learned about her in Philosophy, today. She was French so I don't really know why she was speaking Italian.
Mike Baxter: Uh, money well spent.
Mandy Baxter: I think René Descartes was a monsieur.
Vanessa Baxter: Oh. Wow. Philosopher that gives massages. Cool, that's a real renaissance woman.”
Mike Baxter: Well, I'll give him this, he's a good salesman.
Kyle Anderson: I think you mean sailo.
Mike Baxter: No, I mean salesman. He was an Italian, got the Spanish to pay for three trips to India, which he never found. That's a good salesman.”
Alex: [her face and hands smeared with sauce] Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I eat ribs!”
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