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|Birthday:||September 23, 1959|
|Birthplace:||Newark, New Jersey, United States|
|Educated At:||Boston University, Boston University College Of Fine Arts|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Magician, Singer, Stage Actor|
AKA: Jay Alexander
Birthday: September 23, 1959
Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey, United States
Educated At: Boston University, Boston University College Of Fine Arts
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Magician, Singer, Stage Actor
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Jerry: Ah, too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza thing goin’ on.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or ‘Whose bra is this?’
Jerry: That’s worse.”
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughingstock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.
George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!”
Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
George: May I…?
Jerry: Go ahead.
George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Russell Dalrymple: Nothing?
Russell Dalrymple: What does that mean?
George: The show is about nothing!”