“You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?”— Greg Daniels, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“It's all a bunch of cheapskates in there anyway. People sitting around reading the newspaper attached to huge wooden sticks. Trying to save a quarter, ooh.”— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com