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|Birthday:||October 8, 1943|
|Educated At:||Bard College|
|Political Parties:||Democratic Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor|
Birthday: October 8, 1943
Educated At: Bard College
Political Parties: Democratic Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.”
Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.”
Ellen: Clark, what do you need a hammer for?
Clark: I'm gonna catch it in the coat…and smack it with the hammer.”
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.”
Clark: It's not going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room.”
Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.”
Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
Clark: How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.”
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good.”
Clark Griswold: That was Rome, not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.”
Clark Griswold: No, it isn't.”
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.”
Clark: I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.”
Pimp: Fuck yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much.”
Rusty: Just a dog. Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
Clark: Hey you can't prove that, Russ.”
Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.”
Man Giving Directions: No shit.”
Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best.”
Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio!
Clark: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”
Clark: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.”
Clark: I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.”
Dusty Bottoms: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?”
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?”
Clark: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.”
Eddie: Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”
Eddie: Save the neck for me, Clark.
Clark: Okay Eddie...”
Cousin Catherine Johnson: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.”
Carmen: And that you have done, now what?
Dusty Bottoms: Well we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can over-plan these things.”
Clark: When have I ever done that?
Ellen: Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays...
Clark: Goodnight, Ellen.
Ellen: Vacations, graduations...”
Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.”