Quotes tagged ‘Surprised’

“Uh, well, I waited for him to finish smoking his meth, and then we had sex, which, which, I would’ve thought that I wouldn’t have had sex with someone after they smoked meth, but no, there I was, doing it. Turns out I am surprisingly easy-going.”

— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“What?!”

— Duffy Boudreau, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, imdb.com

“I'm not wearing a bra and I'm a real fucking writer!”

— Lindy West, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

“Oh my God. You're a total bitch.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com

“There's a ball bag on the TV.”

— Laurie Nunn, Adam Groff, Connor Swindells, imdb.com

“Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark? Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet] Shitter was full. Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Whenever I think I’m certain about something, I’m always surprised.”

— Craig Turk, Alicia Florrick, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com

“Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.”

— Jeff Martin, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“You know... I always thought that dogs, uh, laid eggs. And today, I learned something.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“FLIMSY!”

— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com

“Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are? Assistant: Look surprised. Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.”

— Scott King, Tutu, Rosie O'Donnell, imdb.com

“I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than fatally disappointed.”

— Julia Glass, amazon.com