Quotes tagged ‘homework’

“Helen Benson: Have you done your homework? Jacob Benson: School's canceled on account of the aliens”

— David Scarpa, Jacob Benson, Jaden Smith, imdb.com

“Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.”

— Aaron Sorkin, Mark Zuckerberg, Jesse Eisenberg, imdb.com

“J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.”

— Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Linda Schuyler, Van Moore, Toby, Jake Goldsbie, imdb.com

“Clark: Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we? Rusty Griswold: Sure, Dad. Clark: Hmm... Maybe we ought to just go up there and check... Rusty Griswold: Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to p…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Homework? What subject is more important to you than your cuticles?”

— Maya Goldsmith, Hanna Marin, Ashley Benson, imdb.com

“Beavis: What do we do now? Butt-head: Uh…we could do homework. [both laugh]”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Dr. Jason Seaver: [Walking into the living room to turn off the TV] Mike, didn't you put your hand over your heart and promise to do your homework? Mike Seaver: Dad, I will. Dr. Jason Seaver: Well what do we have to do, pay you to do it? Mike Seaver: You know, I think you're on to something here, da…”

— Christopher Ames, Carolyn Shelby, Dr. Jason Seaver, Alan Thicke, imdb.com

“The lesson is, if you're gonna be a criminal, do your homework.”

— Peter Gould, Mike Erhmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

“I think some people confuse unconditional love with spoiling. None of my kids would think I have a problem with that distinction. I do love them unconditionally, and I try, when they do something wrong, to say, 'This doesn't change the amount of love in this house for you, but you've got to do your…”

— Julia Roberts, goodhousekeeping.com

“Damn girl, are you homework? Cause I’d love to slam you on a table and do you all night long!”

— owenindians, reddit.com

“With school starting kids sad to be getting homework again. Adults on the other hand like the homework I give. Try new position tonight!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com