“Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.”— Elisa Bell, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet.”— John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein, Stone Crandall, Chris Hemsworth, imdb.com
“Rusty Griswold: Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do? Clark Griswold: That was Rome, not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com