“It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!”— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com
“Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“A man lost his luggage in an airport , so he sued the airport... Needless to say, he lost the case.”— ntvirus, reddit.com