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Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after 9 o'clock.”
Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.
Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.”
Ricky Ricardo, Ethel Mertz, Fred Mertz: [Ricky, Fred, and Ethel shout in unison] Not watch television!
Ricky Ricardo: What else is there to do?
Lucy Ricardo: Well, whatever happened to that game we used to play before television was invented? It was called 'conversation.'
Ethel Mertz: Oh, yeah. How'd that go?
Lucy Ricardo: You know, the four of us used to just sit around all evening and talk. Nothing so unusual about it. In millions of homes all over the country people were having the same kinds of conversations we were having.
Fred Mertz: Yeah, that's why television was invented!”
Homer: I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.”
Kyle: That means that MacGyver is a real person, too!”
Marion: Well, he promised to get our picture tube back in seven to ten days.
Joanie: Yeah, but I'm not gonna last that long. I'll go stir-crazy.
Howard: Do what you did before we had television.
Joanie: I sat around wishing we had a TV.”
Mary: How come you're not watching it?
Rhoda: I didn't want to watch it alone. It's too depressing.”
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