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“Dr. Flora Douglas: And why are you wearing mittens?

Sheldon: Well, I don't know where your hands have been.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
Tagged: mittens, protects, Clean
“I've been going to school in a zoo.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Zoo, School
“Dr. Eberland: Has he been under some unusual stress lately?

Sheldon: Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®
Tagged: unusual stress, upset, Radio Shack
“Pastor Jeff: God is light.

Sheldon: So God's a photon?”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Poker, Face, and Eggs
Tagged: God, Light, photon, argument
“Science is facts, religion is faith. I prefer facts.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Poker, Face, and Eggs
Tagged: Science, Facts, Religion, Faith
“Pastor Jeff: So, what do you think the odds are that God exists?

Sheldon: I think they're zero. I believe in science.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Poker, Face, and Eggs
Tagged: God, Faith, Religion, Beliefs, Science
“Sheldon Cooper: I wonder if he knows that's in violation of the dress code.

Mary: Speaking of which, how about we lose that bowtie?”
— Mary Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Violation, Dress Code, Bow Tie, fancy
“I thought evil thoughts didn't occur until puberty.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Evil, Thoughts, Brain, Puberty
“How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Adopted, twin, Think, Smart, Logic
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