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Sheldon Cooper Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“Howard: How’s the air mattress?

Sheldon: It’s okay, if you don’t mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Bad Fish Paradigm
Tagged: air mattress, Sleeping, bouncy castle, don't mind
“Pastor Jeff: God is light.

Sheldon: So God's a photon?”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Poker, Face, and Eggs
Tagged: God, Light, photon, argument
“Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.

Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Tagged: Isaac Newton, gravity, Intelligence, apparent, Apple
“Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.

Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Jiminy Conjecture
Tagged: bugs, Freak, interesting, Afraid, Women, Insects, Ladybugs, Catatonic
“I thought evil thoughts didn't occur until puberty.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Evil, Thoughts, Brain, Puberty
“Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I’m stupid!

Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Gorilla Experiment
Tagged: Crying, syupid, Reason for Existence, Sad
“I've been going to school in a zoo.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Zoo, School
“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Griffin Equivalency
Tagged: forget, Others, Limitations, Sad
“Science is facts, religion is faith. I prefer facts.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Poker, Face, and Eggs
Tagged: Science, Facts, Religion, Faith
“How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Adopted, twin, Think, Smart, Logic
“Dr. Eberland: Has he been under some unusual stress lately?

Sheldon: Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®
Tagged: unusual stress, upset, Radio Shack
“Pastor Jeff: So, what do you think the odds are that God exists?

Sheldon: I think they're zero. I believe in science.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Poker, Face, and Eggs
Tagged: God, Faith, Religion, Beliefs, Science
“Dr. Flora Douglas: And why are you wearing mittens?

Sheldon: Well, I don't know where your hands have been.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
Tagged: mittens, protects, Clean
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Tagged: Rock Paper Scissors, Lizard, Rules, Spock, vaporizes
“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?'

Penny: What does that mean?

Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Tagged: Housekeeper, english, Sick, Convince, Assumptions, enema
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