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Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight.
Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and then lose the weight.
Sam Rascal: That's not the way it works, my friend.
Kirstie Alley: You know what, my friend, it does work that way with the guys. I mean, look at John Goodman, he's got his own show! And Jason Alexander? He looks like a fricken bowling ball, and how about James Gadol... uh... fino! He's like the size of a whale. He is way, way, way fatter than I am! Alright? And do you think... Sam, listen to me, listen to me! Do you think they said to Marlon Brando, listen, hey Marlon, you're a little bit too fuckin' fat to do Apocalypse.
Sam Rascal: But they are all men.
Kirstie Alley: I can play a man! I am an actress.”
Martha Shumway: Watching Years of Our Days to Live. It's his favorite.
Mary Hartman: Oh, I don't like that one.
Martha Shumway: No?
Mary Hartman: No, all the girls look alike, and they're all divorced, and all the husbands fool around with someone at work. I like a more realistic program where everybody's happy.”
James: Annie, it’s been kind of a slow week. I mean, no rappers got arrested, no movie stars were hospitalized for “exhaustion”...
Annie: Come on! A new trend, a new band, there must be a story we haven’t done?
Sabrina: Okay, last night on National Superstars — which I only watched because my roommates made me — they announced they’re gonna do their next show in Boston. I mean, maybe we could do a story on that?
Cole: That show is so lame.
James: Seriously, I cannot believe people watch that junk.
Cole: There’s no way Clay should have won, okay? Tania was so much better!
Leonard: Tania was hot! Rosie O’Donnell hot!
Annie: Okay, you all gotta get a life. Clay rocks.”
Mike Seaver: Sure it will, I saw it on The Cosby Show.
Carol Seaver: Mike, that is a television show. This is real life.”
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