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Lisa: The parts I remember were awesome.
Eric: Do you remember just having dinner by yourself and going to bed?
Lisa: I sat alone at a bar and read a book about serial killers.
Eric: Wow, sexy.”
Queen Elizabeth: This is a fruit?
John Hawkins: Some say vegetable. Standing argument.”
Mike: I don't know. They should go back to where they came from!”
Low Key: Even better with a death sentence. Bang. Worst has already happened. You get a few days to let it sink in, and then you're riding the cart on the way to do your dance on nothing. This country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt, no gallows deals.
Shadow: No gallows humor.
Low Key: Yeah. Funniest fucking shit in the world.”
Miles: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from?
Sabrina: Pigs and chicken butts?
Miles: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my temple.
Sabrina: So you're filling it with sacred Sugar Bombs?
Miles: They turn the milk purple.”
Grace: Makes total fucking sense! Thanks, Mark!”
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