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Lawrence: Probably not as much time as you spent being a fuckin' ho.”
Jeff Kane: No, I am the one who got us this far, you sentient enema.”
Fred Mertz: Your feet?”
Fred Mertz: Strange? How can you tell?”
Ethel Mertz: Don't blame him. You were a bum before he was born.
Fred Mertz: Oh, yeah?
Ethel Mertz: Yeah!”
Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.”
Jo Polniaczek: That Natalie, she calls 'em like she sees 'em.”
Tootie Ramsey: I'll call you anything I want!”
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Could you tell Mrs. Onassis here to stay out of my way? With her face creams and cologne bottles and hair sprays, I tell ya, I walk in here sometimes and I think I'm in a drugstore. I look around for the checkout stand.
Blair Warner: She should talk. It's not easy sleeping next to Mr. Goodwrench.”
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!”
Archie: How long have you been living here?”
Archie: It must have felt right at home there.”
Archie: Yes...I bet that my daughter would marry a human being and lost!”
Archie: The night is young, meathead.”
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