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Martin Mull Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I don't know that much about the Manson Family. I did not see the movie.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e05 Corporal Punishment 2
Tagged: Manson Family, Helter Skelter, TV Movies
“I think we have some of the finest people in all of Ohio, if not the entire Midwest, right here.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e02 Leisure Suits Cause Cancer
Tagged: Backhanded Compliments, Ohio, Midwest
“It's really almost mind-boggling in a way to think that a town that has gone so far as to actually, well, kill my brother would be so nice to me and welcome me with such open arms.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e02 Leisure Suits Cause Cancer
Tagged: Murder, Acceptance
“My dad is living proof that behind every man that makes it is an older man, and that would be his father.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e03 The Wonderblender
Tagged: Success, Fathers, Father Son
“There are even some cases of people with no personality at all—right, Jerry?”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e06 Fernwood Fascinating Females
Tagged: insults
“Every cliche has a kernel of truth to it, and on this show, I guess I'm that kernel.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e06 Fernwood Fascinating Females
Tagged: cliche, Truth, kernel, Ego
“We had some [phone calls] for corporal punishment and we had some against corporal punishment, and we had some calls from people who just wanted to see more spanking.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e05 Corporal Punishment 2
Tagged: Corporal Punishment, spanking
“If you folks wanted a downer, you could just turn off the TV and spend the night with each other.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e07 Hearing Ear Dogs For The Deaf
Tagged: insults, TV, Downer
“That's the problem with beer—you don't buy it, you rent it.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e01 Talk To A Jew
Tagged: Beer, Urination
“Jerry, here—I just met him, but I'm sure he'll grow on me.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e01 Talk To A Jew
Tagged: Backhanded Compliments
“Jerry Hubbard: Tom, where do you hail from professionally? Is it the Big Apple as they call New York, I think? Or is it Hollywood?

Tom Waits: I live at Bedlam and Squalor. It's that way.

Barth Gimble: I think we've all lived there at one time. It's kinda strange to have a guy sitting here with a bottle in front of him.

Tom Waits: Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night
Tagged: bedlam, Squalor
“Welcome very, very, very, much, Morton. I guess it was just our luck that you were stopped today as you were driving through town and it was the police chief's idea, and a pretty good one I think, to have you on the show because, well, it occurred to him that many Fernwooders or Fernwoodians or Fernies—whatever they're calling themselves these days—um, have actually never seen a real-live Jew before.”
— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e01 Talk To A Jew
Tagged: Jews
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