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“Drug Dealer: Hey, man. Be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. People been seeing some crazy shit.

Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”
— Druggie (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: bath salts, crazy shit
“Douche: What part of 'I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn't come and get me, or if you couldn't find them, I'll fucking kill your ass.' did you not understand, Tequila?

Tequila: Uh, it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.”
— Douche (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Threats, Kill, Syntax
“Frank: If what you're saying is true, I got to tell everyone!

Firewater: Very noble, little sausage. But also, very pointless. No one will believe you.

Frank: I have to try...Everyone will die otherwise.

Firewater: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?

Frank: Wait. Do you guys have any proof of this?”
— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party
Tagged: truth telling
“ [explaining why the druggie can no longer see them alive] The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension….The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him….We are totally fucked.”
— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Opiates, fourth dimension
“They're ain't gods! They're monsters, horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice...FUCK YOU, GODS! I've got a date with oblivion.”
— Honey Mustard (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: gods, monsters, Fuck You, Oblivion
“Firewater: So, you have learned the terrible truth. Congratulations! Now keep it to yourself, or I'll slit your throat while you sleep. I swear to God.

Honey Mustard: Oh my God! Did you guys just fucking hear that?

Ketchup: What? What are you looking at? [sees Firewater has vanished] He's gone.

Honey Mustard: Where the fuck did he go? I'm so fucked up, I'm so fucked up! [Ketchup tries to touch Honey Mustard] Jesus! Get the fuck off me! Nobody fucking touch me!”
— Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: don't touch me, Threats
“I'm not a soft taco, I'm a hard horny taco.”
— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party
Tagged: soft taco, hard taco, Horny
“Carl: Look at these big ol' buns! [wolf whistles getting their attention] Ye-ah, you know it, baby! Work those buns! All of you, all day, ur-day, lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat!

Brenda: Yeah. Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns are gonna line up to get filled by you? Here's my impression of that happening: 'Oh! Oh! Is he in there yet? Oh, I can't feel him! I don't think he's in there! Oh, wait he is!' It's so sad! I bet you jackrabbit for a quick fifteen seconds. [jackrabbits mockingly]

Brenda: And then you slump over. [Carl glares at her…laughs] I mean, honestly, guys! Who in this package would ever let Carl get up in them? [Another bun raises their hand] Roberta, put your fucking hand down! You're ruining my joke. See? Nobody. That's who.”
— Carl (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: buns, wolf whistles, jackrabbit, Premature Ejaculation, Emasculation
“Frank: Banana's whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter's wife is dead! Look at him, he's right there.

Peanut Butter: [screams] I'm gonna fix you, I'm gonna fix this...”
— Frank / Sergeant Pepper (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Murder, fix it
“Mr. Grits: We're the Non-Perishables, motherfucker.

Twink: We never expired.

Firewater: We are...Immortal. This here's Twink and Grits.

Mr. Grits: They call me Mr. Grits.

Firewater: Eh, Mr. Grits. Whatever.

Mr. Grits: You told him about the crackers?”
— Grits (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Immortal, crackers
“Perhaps I can be of some assistance. [Darren shoots Gum…regenerates] Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgment. Let me educate you.”
— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Matter, Regeneration, Judgment
“Druggie: You're all alive and looking at me with your...with your gloves and your...your little shoes, and your arms and your legs...

Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
— Druggie (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Pizza
“Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun!”
— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party
Tagged: fuck you up
“They are eating CHILDREN! Fucking CHILDREN!”
— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: eating children, Fucking, Cannibalism
“I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride, and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me...Gum.”
— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Gum, sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol
“Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?

Beer Can: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!

Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice: Yeah!

Cookies: And stops eating us!

Sandwich: Same here!

Pop Tart: Fuck yeah!

Toilet Paper: And when he stops using us!

Krinkler's Chips: What did they do to you?

Toilet Paper: [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!”
— Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: Fuck, eating, Cannibalism
“It's totally fair not to want to hurt someone you're in a relationship with, but if you're no longer invested in the relationship you might end up doing more harm than good by sticking with it.”
— Brittney McNamara, This Is Why People Stay in Relationships They Don't Really Want to Be in
Tagged: Toxic Relationships, Breakups
“If you enjoyed the journey of reading Rupi Kaur, then here are a few books like Milk and Honey that you should add to your reading list…”
— January Nelson, The Best Books Like Milk And Honey For Your Poetry Starved Soul
“The real question is: why would a person rather have an enemy than a conversation? Why would they rather see themselves as harassed and transgressed instead of having a conversation that would reveal them as an equal participant in creating conflict? There should be a relief in realizing one is not being persecuted, but actually, in the way we have misconstrued these responsibilities, sadly the relief is in confirming that one has been 'victimized'. It comes with the relieving abdication of responsibility.”
— Sarah Schulman, Conflict Is Not Abuse: Overstating Harm, Community Responsibility, and the Duty of Repair
Tagged: dialogue, The silent treatment, Conversation, Victims
“You could have been lured into an electronics store by a pushy Israeli and forced to buy a camera you don’t want.”
— Barbara Glouberman , Big Mouth, Season 1: Pillow Talk
Tagged: lured, electronic store, Pushy, Israeli, camera, worried
“Jessi, I loved it. A few small thoughts. You sang great. The breath in here is… it’s terrible.”
— Nick, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: small thoughts, sang great, Breath, terrible
“This place looks like the Holocaust Museum.”
— Andrew, Big Mouth, Season 1: Sleepover
Tagged: place in the world, museum, Holocaust, museum
“Woody Allen was accused of molestation. He says he didn’t do it, but he did marry his stepdaughter. It is both very complicated and very simple.”
— Caleb, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: Woody Allen, Molestation, Marry, stepdaughter, Complicated, Simple
“Uneven desire is not a crime, it is not rude, it is not an assault or grounds for shunning or being hurtful.”
— Sarah Schulman, Conflict Is Not Abuse: Overstating Harm, Community Responsibility, and the Duty of Repair
Tagged: Desire
“She’s the worst. I hate how she ‘huchs’ her words.”
— Jessi, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: worst, Huchs, Words
“Good night, you prince of Westchester, you king of the tri-state area.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: Ejaculation
Tagged: Prince, tri-state area, Goodnight
“Andrew: What, like a show about a bunch of kids masturbating? 

Nick: Isn't that technically child pornography? 

Maurice: Holy shit, I hope not! I mean, maybe if it's animated, we could get away with it. Right?”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
Tagged: kids, masturbating, animated
“Look, I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day, you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
Tagged: embarrassing, fondly, Beautiful
“Nick: Are we really doing the Electric Slide right now?

Andrew: I guess. It is a bat mitzvah.”
— Andrew, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: electric slide, guess, dance, Bat mitzvah
“Miss G: Okay, Steve, you're going to have to learn your letters.

Coach Steve: Well, obviously, I know the big song. Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon, other fat guy, sideways comb!

Miss G: Wow. That is a song.”
— Coach Steve, Big Mouth, Season 1: Requiem for a Wet Dream
Tagged: Letters, learn, big song, Wrong

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