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AKA: | Evan Goldberg |
Birthday: | May 11, 1982 |
Birthplace: | Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada |
Educated At: | McGill University |
Nationality: | Canada |
Occupations: | Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 46
Evan Goldberg
BirthnameAKA: Evan Goldberg
Birthday: May 11, 1982
Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Educated At: McGill University
Nationality: Canada
Occupations: Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Total quotes: 46
“Douche: Yo! Oh fuck yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, ‘cause honestly, this beat is sick!
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Tagged:
call a doctor
“ [while having sex with his newfound mate] I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my fuckin' load!”
Tagged:
Sex, blowing a load
“Drug Dealer: Hey, man. Be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. People been seeing some crazy shit.
Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”
Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”
Tagged:
bath salts, crazy shit
“Druggie: You're all alive and looking at me with your...with your gloves and your...your little shoes, and your arms and your legs...
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Tagged:
Pizza
“Barry: [as the food prepares to fire the drugged toothpicks] Make it rain. [the food shoots the toothpicks at all the people in the store]
Darren: Ow! What the fuck? All right, who did it? Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?”
Darren: Ow! What the fuck? All right, who did it? Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?”
Tagged:
make it rain
“Douche: Come at me, bro.
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Tagged:
come at me
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