Quotes tagged ‘Premature Ejaculation’

(6 total)

“I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I…”

— Gilbert Gottfried, amazon.com

“Carl: Look at these big ol' buns! [wolf whistles getting their attention] Ye-ah, you know it, baby! Work those buns! All of you, all day, ur-day, lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat! Brenda: Yeah. Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns are gonna line up to get filled by you? Here's…”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Carl (voice), Jonah Hill, imdb.com

“So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem cums out of nowhere.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”

— Garry Shandling, news.com.au

“One could argue that there is no such thing as premature ejaculation. When you want to ejaculate, you ejaculate. It may be premature for her, but not for you.”

— Hugh Hefner, amazon.com