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| AKA: | Jonah Hill |
| Birthday: | December 20, 1983 |
| Birthplace: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Educated At: | Brentwood School, Crossroads School, The New School, University Of Colorado Boulder, Bard College |
| Nationality: | United States Of America |
| Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 50
Jonah Hill
Fictional CharacterAKA: Jonah Hill
Birthday: December 20, 1983
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Educated At: Brentwood School, Crossroads School, The New School, University Of Colorado Boulder, Bard College
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Total quotes: 50
“Douche: Yo! Oh fuck yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, ‘cause honestly, this beat is sick!
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Tagged:
call a doctor
“Teacher: I am your teacher and I need you to respect that.
Allen: Oh, no, no, no, no, I totally will respect that if you can respect that we are on the same exact level authority-wise.”
Allen: Oh, no, no, no, no, I totally will respect that if you can respect that we are on the same exact level authority-wise.”
Tagged:
Authority
“ [while having sex with his newfound mate] I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my fuckin' load!”
Tagged:
Sex, blowing a load
“Drug Dealer: Hey, man. Be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. People been seeing some crazy shit.
Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”
Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”
Tagged:
bath salts, crazy shit
“Druggie: You're all alive and looking at me with your...with your gloves and your...your little shoes, and your arms and your legs...
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Tagged:
Pizza
“Barry: [as the food prepares to fire the drugged toothpicks] Make it rain. [the food shoots the toothpicks at all the people in the store]
Darren: Ow! What the fuck? All right, who did it? Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?”
Darren: Ow! What the fuck? All right, who did it? Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?”
Tagged:
make it rain
“Douche: Come at me, bro.
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Tagged:
come at me
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