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|Birthday:||December 20, 1983|
|Birthplace:||Los Angeles, California, United States|
|Educated At:||Brentwood School, Crossroads School, The New School, University Of Colorado Boulder, Bard College|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter|
AKA: Jonah Hill
Birthday: December 20, 1983
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Educated At: Brentwood School, Crossroads School, The New School, University Of Colorado Boulder, Bard College
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Allen: Oh, no, no, no, no, I totally will respect that if you can respect that we are on the same exact level authority-wise.”
Peanut Butter: [screams] I'm gonna fix you, I'm gonna fix this...”
Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”
Brenda: No thank you, man. I'm quite irie, just being left alone over here, don't you know?”
Tequila: Uh, it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.”
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Darren: Ow! What the fuck? All right, who did it? Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?”
Potato: Oh, yes! Yes! I'm the first to enter eternity!
Carl: Potato, way to go, buddy! That's my guy!
Potato: [being washed] Being bathed by the hands of a God!”
Twink: We never expired.
Firewater: We are...Immortal. This here's Twink and Grits.
Mr. Grits: They call me Mr. Grits.
Firewater: Eh, Mr. Grits. Whatever.
Mr. Grits: You told him about the crackers?”
Juice Box: Dying...so cold...
Douche: [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea] Uh-oh. Light bulb.
Light Bulb: Yes?
Douche: No. Not fucking you, dummy.”
Honey Mustard: Oh my God! Did you guys just fucking hear that?
Ketchup: What? What are you looking at? [sees Firewater has vanished] He's gone.
Honey Mustard: Where the fuck did he go? I'm so fucked up, I'm so fucked up! [Ketchup tries to touch Honey Mustard] Jesus! Get the fuck off me! Nobody fucking touch me!”