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Quotes tagged ‘camera’
Your eyes are nature's camera.
— Michael Rianda, Jeff Rowe, Rick Mitchell (voice), Danny McBride, imdb.com
Just point your camera and shut the fuck up.
— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com
Connor: What’s that? Bird: A camera. Connor: Where’d you get it? Bird: I work at this antique store.
— Lars Klevberg, Blair Butler, Connor Bell, Tyler Young, imdb.com
Micah: Here, kiss the camera. Katie: I'm not going to kiss the camera. I'll kiss you, but I won't kiss the camera.
Sometimes a camera sees more than the naked eye. Some Indian tribes hated to have their pictures taken because they thought the camera captured your soul. And maybe they were right.
— Anne Appleton, D.J. MacHale, Kiki, Jodie Resther, imdb.com
You could have been lured into an electronics store by a pushy Israeli and forced to buy a camera you don’t want.
Notice they didn’t get a picture of it, which is odd, because everybody always has a camera on them these days.
Cameras sensors may be absorbing the same photons as our eyes, but they're doing so through a complex lens that can actually change the way you look.
Girl you need a camera if you want a picture. What're you gonna do, fucking draw?
Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
I don't do selfies. But other people do, and they all want to do selfies with me. No, no, no. We live in a world of selfies now... Thank God, Sébastien, my assistant, he's mean to the people in the street, mean and rude. I'm a nice person.
Stop using the front-facing camera for selfies. It's convenient, yes, but the rear-facing camera (the one on the back of your phone) takes pictures at a way higher resolution. Bye-bye, grainy images.
Use the volume buttons to take a photo or record a video in Snapchat. Yep, this is the same trick that works with your phone’s default camera app.
Trying to capture a snap in a dark environment, such as in a dimly lit bar, can be challenging. To address this, Snapchat includes a night mode option. When using the app in a poorly lit area, a half moon icon will appear in the upper right corner of the screen. If it's not appearing when you want t…
Sometimes the best thing to switch up a regular Snapchat video is to switch the perspective while you're filming. Aka, double tap to turn the camera around!
Drag up on the screen with your finger when taking a video (like, press the button and drag up with same finger) to zoom in with one hand.
Use a camera that doesn’t suck.
Get freaky on film.
Look at your lens—NOT your screen.