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“I'm allergic to bullets. Especially those headed into my direction.”
— Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, The A-Team, Season 3: Timber!
Tagged: allergic, bullets
“I think we've underestimated the life on this planet. The people have so much courage. Here they are hurling through space on a molten rock at 67,000 miles an hour and the only thing that keeps them from flying out of their shoes is their misplaced faith in gravity.”
— Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Season 1: Brains and Eggs
Tagged: Courage, gravity
“Diane: Well, you're a rapidly aging adolescent.

Sam: Well, I would rather be that than a snob.”
— Diane Chambers, Cheers, Season 1: Sam's Women
Tagged: adolescent, Snob
“Hey, Colin. You know, I was just thinking, I'm so curious: did you happen to bang your mom last night? Because I sure as hell didn't.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 1: Freakin' Enamored
Tagged: Incest, Oedipus Complex
“Dr. Max Goodwin: So you don't like doing surgery?

Dr. Floyd Pearson: I love doing surgery.

Dr. Max Goodwin: Then why did you only do half as many as everyone else?

Dr. Floyd Pearson: Because my patients didn't need them. I gave them medications, I gave them alternatives, there were better ways to help them than cutting their chests open.”
— Floyd Pearson, New Amsterdam, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: medication, Surgery
“Taryn: I was in high school when Sharon Tate was killed, but this is more shocking. I mean, Beverly Hills, five blocks away from Rodeo.

Bill: Goes to show, all the money in the world, you're only as safe as the lock on your front door.”
— Taryn, Law & Order True Crime, The Menendez Murders: Episode 1
Tagged: Beverly Hills, Rodeo Drive, Menendez Brothers, Manson Murders, Sharon Tate
“I don't know how it works across the pond, but I am black. There is literally no place in American history that'll be awesome for me.”
— Rufus Carlin, Timeless, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Black, American History, racism
“I like to think that maybe one day you'll be an old man like me, talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turned it into something resembling lemonade. If you can do that, then you will still be... taking three babies home from this hospital. Just maybe not the way you planned.”
— Dr. Nathan Katowski, This Is Us, This Is Us Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: old age, Lemonade
“[to Dr. Rhodes] I've usually found, Dr. Rhodes, that when given responsibility, people rise to the occasion. ”
— David Downey, Chicago Med, Season 1: Clarity
Tagged: Responsibility
“[kicks a line in the dirt] See that? You cross this line, it'll land you in the bottom of the river.”
— Hank Voight, Chicago P.D., Season 1: Stepping Stone
Tagged: Threat
“You know, if I had known that kissing ass was the way to move up in this house, I would have bought some lip balm.”
— Kevin Hadley, Chicago Fire, Season 1: Retaliation Hit
Tagged: Kissing Ass, Lip Balm
“That's an open and shut case, Munch. Try not to screw it up with your insane rambling. And stop looking at my ass.”
— Monique Jeffries, Law & Order, Season 1: Hysteria
Tagged: open and shut case, rambling, ass
“They’re ripping on a Juul when you’re not looking, after you go to bed, and especially while sitting on the toilet.”
— Tracy Moore, Mom and Dad Are Juuling Behind Junior's Back
Tagged: Juuling, Juul, Vaping, Parenting
“Left as daydreams, crushes are usually harmless.”
— Sarah Griffiths, Why Having a Crush Is Good for You
Tagged: crushes, Love, chemistry, Psychology, Attraction
“The evidence is clear: Academic excellence is not a strong predictor of career excellence.”
— Dr. Adam Grant, What Straight-A Students Get Wrong
Tagged: Straight A Students, Students, Academics, Success, Intelligence
“To put it another way: we invented close reading.”
— Frankie Thomas, Harry Potter and the Secret Gay Love Story
Tagged: Harry Potter, Queer Undertones, Close Reading, LGBT, Queer
“As a lifelong hopeless romantic who goes on dates because 'Yay maybe this is my person, and we fall in love and stay in love forever and then get a rescue dog,' I’m just wondering, super casually, uh: Why did we stop dating with the hope we’d find love?”
— Lane Moore, Why Did We Stop Dating to Find Love? Because This Feels Awful
Tagged: Modern Dating, Romantic
“Abusers also deploy tactics like being emotionally withholding and hot-and-cold with affection to manipulate their victims into doing as they say. And while this isn’t what most people mean when they talk about ghosting, it’s harmful behavior that’s rightly classified as abusive.”
— Madeleine Holden, Stop Saying ‘Ghosting’ Is Abuse
Tagged: Ghosting, Dating Trends, Abuse
“In theory, I understand that when you look at the big picture, there is no point in having regrets. It happened already! The past has passed! Be in the now! Live in the moment! I guess what I don’t understand is how I’m supposed to take on this mindset while sitting cross-legged in front of the mirror, already regretting putting on eyeliner in the present.”
— Amelia Diamond, A List of Things I Consistently Regret but Continue to Do
Tagged: Regrets, living life fully
“Is there anything better than this?”
— Moxy (voice), Uglydolls
Tagged: Joy
“I look gorgeous. Let’s check out how you look today. Short and stubby nubby teeth out on full display. The pinkish red. What’s the thing on your head? And whoa—girl, you couldn’t look better.”
— Moxy (voice), Uglydolls
Tagged: Self-Esteem, nubby, teeth
“This summer, you’re invited to a magical place where weird is celebrated. Strange is special. And beauty is more than meets the eye.”
— Narrator, Uglydolls
Tagged: magical place, strange, beauty
“ I run and I run and I run and I run and I get out and I’ve gone nowhere. NOWHERE!”
— Hamster, The Secret Life of Pets 2
Tagged: hamster, hamster wheel, Futility
“ I run and I run and I run and I run and I get out and I’ve gone nowhere. NOWHERE!”
— Hamster, The Secret Life of Pets 2
Tagged: hamster, hamster wheel, Futility
“Cat: first time here?

Max: Uh…yeah?

Cat: Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You’re gonna love him. He specializes in behavioral disorders.

Max: But I don’t have a behavioral disorder.

Cat: Yeah, I’m fine, too.”
— Max, The Secret Life of Pets 2
Tagged: veterinarian, behavioral disorders
“Ah! I gotta admit—this is nice!”
— Max, The Secret Life of Pets 2
Tagged: dog walking
“Lady Margaret Delacourt: Christmas should be about love.

Kevin: I’ve never seen you so sentimental.

Lady Margaret Delacourt: Well, maybe you don’t know me that well.”
— Stacy De Novo / Lady Margaret Delacourt, Duchess of Montenaro, The Princess Switch
Tagged: Christmas, Sentimental
“Edward: I’m determined to spend as much time together as we can over the next few days.

Stacy De Novo: How smashing.”
— Stacy De Novo / Lady Margaret Delacourt, Duchess of Montenaro, The Princess Switch
Tagged: switching places, Impersonation
“Lady Margaret Delacourt: I’m supposed to marry Prince Edward on New Year’s Day. I hate being in the spotlight. I want to get to know what it’s like to be a normal girl. I want to switch places with you.

Stacy De Novo: Switch places?

Lady Margaret Delacourt: II become you, and you become me.”
— Stacy De Novo / Lady Margaret Delacourt, Duchess of Montenaro, The Princess Switch
Tagged: switching places, Impersonation
“I’d appreciate if you’d deposit your weapon in the receptacle by the swingin’ doors.”
— Buster Scruggs (segment "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Tagged: saloon, gun receptacle

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