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Quotes tagged “old age”
Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!”
Gordon Cole: Not where it counts buddy.”
Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time!
Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!”
Sydney Manning: Baby, if I *ever* need diapers, just take me out back and shoot me.”
A passerby stops and asks, ‘What’s the matter?’
The old man looks up and cries, ‘I’m 93, married to a gorgeous 21year old who wants fucking before breakfast, lunch and tea, and then twice again at night!’
The passerby laughs, ‘What’s the problem then?’
The old guy replies ‘I can’t fucking remember where I live!”
A young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. The old man gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?”
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