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Cliff: Theo... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wonder you get D's in everything! You're afraid to try because you're afraid your brain is going to explode and it's going to ooze out of your ears. Now I'm telling you, you are going to try as hard as you can. And you're going to do it because I said so. I am your father. I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out!”
Mike: You mean how you don't get emotional about a client?
Harvey: No, I mean you keep pressing until it hurts. Then you know where to look.”
Kalinda: It says you're becoming a lawyer.”
Tasha: But we need you. I need you.
Silver: ...Then I will be there. But not for him. For you.”
Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”
Bunchy: Quadruple homicide.
Duquesne Baker: Holy fuck... El Trebol. I like you... Call you E.T. for short.
County Officer: Brendan Donovan.
County Officer: You're out.
County Officer: Let's go.
Duquesne Baker: That's a hell of a lawyer.”
There must be some mistake,’ the lawyer argues. ‘I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five!’
‘Fifty five?’ says Saint Peter. ‘No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty two.’
‘How’d you get that?’ the lawyer asks.
St. Peter says, ‘We added up your time sheets.”
Unless their demands are met, they'll release one lawyer every hour.”
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