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Roxanne: Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing.
Tripper: Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!”
Dr. Floyd Pearson: I love doing surgery.
Dr. Max Goodwin: Then why did you only do half as many as everyone else?
Dr. Floyd Pearson: Because my patients didn't need them. I gave them medications, I gave them alternatives, there were better ways to help them than cutting their chests open.”
Quinn: Eww! Like that movie with that guy and that other guy?
Daria: Can I do the surgery?
Dr. Bacon: No, no, no. I'm talking about a little role-playing.”
Jerry: I think you’re thinking of ‘You’re not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery.’
Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.”
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