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Lane Moore Quotes

Total quotes: 37
“You can straight-up move to a new city and the only person you'll affect is you.”
— Lane Moore, The 10 Best Things About Being Single in Your Early 20s
Tagged: Single Life, moving, travel
“If you see a woman who is working super hard to become who she's meant to be, and achieve the things she wants to achieve, and you have nothing to add to her life, or to give back to her in any way, please just leave her the fuck alone.”
— Lane Moore
Tagged: feminism, Women Empowerment, Women, female, Lady
“LGBTQ girls get rejected by women all the time, ESPECIALLY in high school, but we never shoot women who won't date/sleep with us. So hmm . . . I guess the problem isn't women rejecting you, it's toxic masculinity.”
— Lane Moore
Tagged: Masculinity, toxic masculinity, Men, feminism, Patriarchy
“In theory, having sex every single day would make you fertile, live longer, never get sick, and have the brain of noted genius Beyoncé. Basically, sex makes you a superhero.”
— Lane Moore, 7 Scientific Reasons Why You Should Have Sex Every Single Day
Tagged: Casual Sex, Sex, fertile, sickness, Intelligence
“While regular action can relax you, too much in a short period of time may leave you chafed or with a urinary-tract infection.”
— Lane Moore, Everything You Need to Know About Your Vagina
Tagged: Vagina, UTI, Sex
“I’m just so tired of people acting like people struggling with mental illness never tell people or try to get help at all and if they had it would’ve changed everything. It’s ridiculous and so often untrue.”
— Lane Moore, Tired of People Not Believing We Ask For Help
Tagged: Mental Illness, mental illness awareness, ridiculousness
“When you're young, being different is not cool. But when you're older, it absolutely is.”
— Lane Moore, 15 Things I Wish I Knew About Being Gay When I Was Younger
Tagged: Coming out, gay, Being Gay, Love, Love And Sex, sexuality, LGBT
“Remember sexy times from your past, check out arousing online images, or read erotica. Whatever you need to do to fuel that fire.”
— Lane Moore, Your Hands-On Guide to Solo Sex
Tagged: masturbation, erotica, Porn
“Even if the sex wasn't great, you never have to see him again anyway! No pressure, no obligation, no awkward cup of coffee after he treated your vag like a Tilt-A-Whirl. Just you, alone, watching TV and smiling like a boss.”
— Lane Moore, 10 Reasons Why Your One-Night Stand Was Actually a Great Thing
Tagged: Casual Sex, Sex, pressure, Awkwardness
“I’m inspired by everything, ‘90s witches, old dance costumes, androgyny, hyper femininity, fuckboy fashion.”
— Lane Moore, Gender Diaries with Lane Moore
Tagged: clothing, Identity, self, Fashion
“You can still get STIs and infections hepatitis A, B, C, and HIV from rimming, so use protection.”
— Lane Moore, 6 Things You Should Know Before Giving a Rim Job
Tagged: rimming, STDs, Protection
“I never, ever want to hear the baby voice during sex. Full disclosure, I never want to hear it, but it's even worse during sex.”
— Lane Moore, 13 Things Women Think Guys Want in Bed(But They Don't)
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Baby Talk, Childish
“It might take a few tries to feel really comfortable with the whole BUTT thing.”
— Lane Moore, 6 Things You Should Know Before Giving a Rim Job
Tagged: rimming, Time, Patience
“If you're at his place, a tie makes a real nice blindfold or wrist binder.”
— Lane Moore, A Beginner's Guide to Rough Sex
Tagged: rough sex, Tie, blindfold
“No, it doesn't taste bad. As long as it's clean, at least. The anus has no different of a taste than other parts of the genital area.”
— Lane Moore, 6 Things You Should Know Before Giving a Rim Job
Tagged: rimming, taste, cleanliness
“He's become the worst person ever at texting you back, but when you're together, you see him texting as much as a bored tween on a Sunday.”
— Lane Moore, 11 Signs He's Micro-Cheating
Tagged: Cheating, Texting, Phone
“You get to spend time figuring out who you really are instead of focusing on figuring out why your boyfriend is being weird right now.”
— Lane Moore, The 10 Best Things About Being Single in Your Early 20s
Tagged: Single Life, Dating, Boyfriend
“Tell him you want to be tied up and spanked, no more, no less. I can't stress enough the importance of having a pre-sex conversation about your own limits and making sure that he understands them.”
— Lane Moore, A Beginner's Guide to Rough Sex
Tagged: rough sex, Communication, Guidelines
“As a lifelong hopeless romantic who goes on dates because 'Yay maybe this is my person, and we fall in love and stay in love forever and then get a rescue dog,' I’m just wondering, super casually, uh: Why did we stop dating with the hope we’d find love?”
— Lane Moore, Why Did We Stop Dating to Find Love? Because This Feels Awful
Tagged: Modern Dating, Romantic
“I’ve contacted so many people after they ghosted me because I wanted closure & if you've thought about doing this, let me save you some time. It is literally never worth it. Every one told me they were scared/not over an ex etc., so when you're ghosted, move on. It's almost always them, not you.”
— Lane Moore
Tagged: Relationships, end of relationships, Move On, Save Yourself, Save Your Energy, Love Advice, Love
“If it's someone you have had your eye on, you can live without any more what ifs in your head. No more wondering what sex with Jeremy will be like, because now you know exactly what sex with Jeremy was like and it was not worthy of a second round. Peace, sucka!”
— Lane Moore, 10 Reasons Why Your One-Night Stand Was Actually a Great Thing
Tagged: Casual Sex, what ifs, crushes, Sex
“My sweet little dog isn't feeling well, & I'm feeding her little pieces of banana & trying to hold her head up to drink water and rubbing her stomach until she falls asleep, so you will never convince me that having a dog is not like having a child; it just really is in so many ways.”
— Lane Moore
Tagged: dog, having a pet, Pets, Dogs, Pet Lovers
“Acting like you've never done any of this before.”
— Lane Moore, 13 Things Women Think Guys Want in Bed(But They Don't)
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, pretending, faking
“Getting drunk to the point where you can't control your limbs.”
— Lane Moore, 15 Flirting Mistakes Every Woman Makes
Tagged: Flirting Mistakes, Drunk, Alcohol
“Use some lube, because why not?”
— Lane Moore, Your Hands-On Guide to Solo Sex
Tagged: how to masturbate, masturbation, solo sex, orgasms, Sex
“Just laying there while he takes control of the situation.”
— Lane Moore, 13 Things Women Think Guys Want in Bed(But They Don't)
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Lazy, Stiff
“Telling him about all the other people who are into you.”
— Lane Moore, 15 Flirting Mistakes Every Woman Makes
Tagged: Flirting Mistakes, bragging, other men
“Most of your friends are single, too.”
— Lane Moore, The 10 Best Things About Being Single in Your Early 20s
Tagged: Single Life, Single, Alone, Friends
“He knows how to touch you in general. If he's able to touch your hand in a way that feels amazing or massage your head in a way that makes your eyes roll back in your head, it's pretty much guaranteed that he knows how to handle everything else properly.”
— Lane Moore, 12 Signs He'll Be Great in Bed
Tagged: good in bed, touching, massage
“He's a super ambitious person. I once dated someone who was incredibly lazy and, not-at-all shocker, they were pretty much the same way in bed. There are exceptions to this, of course, but generally speaking, if he's a hard worker in life, he's not going to slack off once you guys finally have sex.”
— Lane Moore, 12 Signs He'll Be Great in Bed
Tagged: good in bed, Ambitious, Effort, Lazy
“When you ask him to stop doing something/anything, he stops. If you tell him to stop making fun of something because it hurts your feelings and he immediately stops and apologizes, he'll probably do the same thing in bed. This is maybe the most important thing in the world.”
— Lane Moore, 12 Signs He'll Be Great in Bed
Tagged: good in bed, Stop, Consent
“Ask him to tie your wrists above your head and do you missionary style (or he can just hold your hands up there with his hands). Or tie something soft over your eyes and then go down on you. Or pull your hair back during doggy style. Or spank you as foreplay. All very hot options.”
— Lane Moore, A Beginner's Guide to Rough Sex
Tagged: rough sex, hair pulling, spanking
“You don't have to meet his potentially garbage friends. Meeting your soul mate and sleeping with them among candlelight and Band of Horses songs? So good. Having sex with a guy and never having to meet his buddies from his recreational kickball league who are all named Tyler? Priceless.”
— Lane Moore, 10 Reasons Why Your One-Night Stand Was Actually a Great Thing
Tagged: Casual Sex, Friends, Dating
“He always seems to be making friends with new women whose names you only hear him mention occasionally and know nothing about. Apparently, there's a Kate in the mix now and last week it was a Hilary? Seriously how is he meeting all these female-named humans and why?”
— Lane Moore, 11 Signs He's Micro-Cheating
Tagged: Cheating, other women, Secrets
“Assuming that just being really nice to someone will let him know you're into him. I like to call this move the 'I am flirting with you so heavily that you hardly even know I'm flirting' and my friends like to call it the 'What is wrong with you? He has no idea you like him. You are bad at this.'”
— Lane Moore, 15 Flirting Mistakes Every Woman Makes
Tagged: Flirting Mistakes, Flirting, friendly, subtle
“Make sure you have enough time to not feel rushed and have enough privacy to not be interrupted. If you only have five minutes or you've set aside a day like you need to get this figured out, odds are you'e going to be way too stressed to allow the kind of no-pressure chill vibe you should ideally have when you're masturbating.”
— Lane Moore, Your Hands-On Guide to Solo Sex
Tagged: masturbation, Time, Patience
“So how many women are able to squirt versus female ejaculate? No one knows for sure, but experts estimate anywhere from 10 to 54 percent of women are capable of doing either. Which means you shouldn't feel bad about not having clear liquid shooting out of your vagina every time you have sex, and you also shouldn't feel bad if that happens every time. It just depends on how your body is set up, not on you as a person or how good your partner is. You are perfect either way.”
— Lane Moore, Female Ejaculation Is Real, but It's Not What You Think It Is
Tagged: Female Ejaculation, Squirting, orgasms, Sex
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