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Woody Harrelson Quotes
|AKA:||Woodrow Tracy Harrelson|
|Birthday:||July 23, 1961|
|Birthplace:||Midland, Texas, United States|
|Educated At:||Hanover College, Lebanon High School|
|Nationality:||American, United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Activist, Director, Playwright, Television Actor|
AKA: Woodrow Tracy Harrelson
Birthday: July 23, 1961
Birthplace: Midland, Texas, United States
Educated At: Hanover College, Lebanon High School
Nationality: American, United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Activist, Director, Playwright, Television Actor
Columbus: And they’re so fat.”
Roy: I think you can.
Neighbor: Even if it’s your own?”
Roy: I don’t puke when I drink. I puke when I don’t.”
Columbus: That’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.”
Tallahassee: I’ve never hit a kid before. I mean, that’s like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who’s Gandhi?”
Tallahassee: Shit! fuck!
Wichita: See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me.”
Tallahassee: No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.”
Roy: The name’s not boy. It’s Roy. [makes a spare] Roy Munson.”
Tallahassee: I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.”
Roy: You would be punctilious in assuming that.”
Bobby: I don’t know.
Marty: Pilot, you racist bastard.”
Tallahassee: [Tallahassee, in flashback, rounds corner holding two chainsaws and wearing a welding mask, flips mask up] ...business is good.”
McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale?
Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.”
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh...drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh...I put...uh...why, you buying?”
Columbus: Uh, no. You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we’re going down that hill. It is very important.
Tallahassee: I don’t believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”
Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I’m unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin’ accident as a young man.”