Columbus: [Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume; Tallahassee turns around and glares at Columbus] Okay. Let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you’re a wonderful human, with great potential.

Tallahassee: It’s okay...but FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that.

Columbus: I’m sure.

Tallahassee: You get, uh...[cocks his head]…45% power.

Columbus: Thank you.

Tallahassee: [Tallahassee punches Columbus in the arm, and Columbus knocks over a lamp] There you go.”
Tagged: human, Potential, ass

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