Quotes tagged ‘Facebook’
(215 total)
“Wichita: [playing Monopoly] Ooh! Free parking... Little Rock: Yeah. Wichita: —which coincidentally is the best thing about Zombieland. Columbus: You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No—no Facebook status updates. You know, Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday. Who cares? Tallahassee: The bes…”
— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com
“And I believe in God. I really do, man. There's too many signs. Like, one time this girl texted me two minutes after I jerked off to her Facebook photo. We didn't talk for months, and then out of nowhere, she texted me 'Sup?' Like, you're gonna tell me this shit isn't all connected.”
— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com