Warren Foster Quotes
Total quotes (30)
Total quotes (30)
Barney Rubble: Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?
Betty Rubble: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.
Wilma Flintstone: [cut to Fred and Wilma] The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed-off runt happens to be my best friend.
Barney Rubble: [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep.
Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even if I have to wreck the set!
[Inside Buddy Buddy Jewelry & department store building]
Store Customer: Thanks. May I have my collateral back now?
Clerk: There you are, Mister Slate.
Store Customer: Hi, children.
[after his son & daughter are brought back to him, they speak, calling him daddy]
Store Customer: Come home, children. Mama will make some nice pop-up toast for you.
[then his family leave the store]
How are ya? Glad to see ya! Please go right ahead, don't mind little old me. We're drawing a Snorkasaurus aren't we? Yes we are, love it, love it, love it! But we are making mistakes, aren't we? Allow me sir, eh? Thank you. As I remember, a snorkasaurus is a handsome animal. Regal head. More shape to the neck. Well-proportioned body. And ah yes, the feet. Large but neat. And there we are. The snorkasaurus! Oh. Oh. I am such a forgetful dunce! One more thing. A snork makes a melodious sound, like so. Snork! Snork! You've been grand. Grand. No, no. Don't get up. I'll find my way out. Have fun. Snork!
[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! [BOOM!] When you drive away... / A tip upon our tray... / We hope to find, find, find, find, find / We hope to find, find, find, find, fi-i-ind!