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Warren Foster Quotes

Total quotes: 30
“If you scrub with 'Sudsy-Wudsy', you'll wash away the Mudsy-Mudsies...”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 2: Social Climbers
Tagged: ad jingles
“Fred Flintstone: [the piano gets stuck in the doorway] Stand back, Barney. I'm going to put a little weight behind it.

Barney Rubble: But Fred, you're a lot of weight!”
— Warren Foster, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Hot Piano
Tagged: piano movers, Fat-Shaming
“All right. All right. I can't make it as fast as you spend it. I admit it, so let's call off the contest!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Happy Household
Tagged: breadwinner
“Make your hobby hubby. Keep your hubby happy. When he's a little chubby, he's a happy pappy. With Rockenschpeel!”
— Wilma Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Happy Household
Tagged: ad jingle, chubby hubby
“[dancing with a high society lady] You sure shake a mean leg, toots!”
— Fireman, The Flintstones, Season 2: Social Climbers
Tagged: Dancing
“Fred Flintstone: Who is your bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal?

Barney Rubble: How many guesses do I get?”
— Warren Foster, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Swimming Pool
Tagged: Friendship, insults
“It's true, folks, the Flintstones are gonna have a baby. And I want everybody the whole wide world to know it! YABBA-DABBA DOO!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: The Surprise
Tagged: birth announcement, yabba-dabba-doo
“If you're queasy... Sailing on the wave... Just open your mouth... Shout, 'Terra Firma Shave!'”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 2: Divided We Sail
Tagged: Burma Shave, TV Jingles
“Your only friend is a buck and the more bucks you got the more friends you got.”
— Warren Foster, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Money, Friends
“And another thing. If you don't take that insulting commercial off the air, I'll sue, report you to the FCC, and... and... slap your face!”
— Wilma Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: Fred Flintstone
Tagged: FCC, Threats
“Fred Flintstone: The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter.

[slowly peeks around the corner]
Wilma Flintstone: FRED!

Fred Flintstone: [jumps] AAH!

Wilma Flintstone: What are you peeking around corners for?”
— Wilma Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Engagement Ring
Tagged: Spying, peeking, Snooping
“Barney Rubble: The last bus for the track leaves in an hour. I'll go down and bet the money.

Fred Flintstone: What do you know about betting at the track?

Barney Rubble: I saw it on a TV show once.”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Split Personality
Tagged: horse racing
“I love my dear sweet mother-in-law. My mother-in-law is a doll.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: The Surprise
Tagged: Mother in Law, Irony
“Frantic City! Raaaak! Convention! Raaaak! Doctor is a plumber!”
— Dizzy Dodo Bird, The Flintstones, Season 3: The Buffalo Convention
Tagged: Talking Birds
“Vas ist der Uppenzie, Herr Doktor?”
— Bugs Bunny, Piker's Peak
Tagged: German, What's Up Doc?
“Barney Rubble: [while looking over the hot piano] Hold it? Do you get a guarantee with it?

Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie: Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Hot Piano
Tagged: piano sales, Swindlers
“Wilma Flintstone: Fred, can't you get up without making all that noise?

Fred Flintstone: It's that pesty gooney bird, he's back again! Why can't he fly back to Capistranorock or wherever else he belongs? What a thing to look forward to all summer!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: Fred's New Job
Tagged: Gooney Bird, San Juan Capistrano
“What's all the hubbub, bub?”
— Bugs Bunny
Tagged: Hubbub
“Fred Flintstone: [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts?

Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.

Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Ruthless
“Barney Rubble: Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?

Betty Rubble: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.

Wilma Flintstone: [cut to Fred and Wilma] The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed-off runt happens to be my best friend.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Swimming Pool
Tagged: Fat-Shaming, short-shaming
“Barney Rubble: Can I ask you something, Fred?

Fred Flintstone: Make it good, because it's the last time I'm speaking to you.

Barney Rubble: Why did you drink my car polish?

Fred Flintstone: Car polish! Barney, do something!

Barney Rubble: I'll get a chamois!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Split Personality
Tagged: car polish, chamois
“Barney Rubble: [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep.

Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even if I have to wreck the set!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Deadbeat, tv bills
“[Inside Buddy Buddy Jewelry & department store building]
Store Customer: Thanks. May I have my collateral back now?

Clerk: There you are, Mister Slate.

Store Customer: Hi, children.

[after his son & daughter are brought back to him, they speak, calling him daddy]
Store Customer: Come home, children. Mama will make some nice pop-up toast for you.

[then his family leave the store]”
— Mr. Slate, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Engagement Ring
Tagged: jewelry, Family
“How are ya? Glad to see ya! Please go right ahead, don't mind little old me. We're drawing a Snorkasaurus aren't we? Yes we are, love it, love it, love it! But we are making mistakes, aren't we? Allow me sir, eh? Thank you. As I remember, a snorkasaurus is a handsome animal. Regal head. More shape to the neck. Well-proportioned body. And ah yes, the feet. Large but neat. And there we are. The snorkasaurus! Oh. Oh. I am such a forgetful dunce! One more thing. A snork makes a melodious sound, like so. Snork! Snork! You've been grand. Grand. No, no. Don't get up. I'll find my way out. Have fun. Snork!”
— Dino Snorkasaurus, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Snorkasaurus Hunter
Tagged: snorkasaurii
“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! [BOOM!] When you drive away... / A tip upon our tray... / We hope to find, find, find, find, find / We hope to find, find, find, find, fi-i-ind!”
— Carhop Gwen, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Drive-in
Tagged: carhops, Songs
“Costumer: [Fred tries on a fake beard as a disguise] And with this hat on I guarantee your own mother won't recognize you!

Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat!

Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred!

Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party?
[Fred slams the hat over his head]”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: Fred Flintstone
Tagged: Disguises, fake beard
“Television Producer: Now I know you've been rehearsing at home, and you know your part. But project. You know, project. You're the frogmouth. You're loud, you're noisy, you're obnoxious. Lots of decibels, you got it?

The Frogmouth: [in a meek voice] I think so. No. No. Nobody would do this to me. It's a gag. Yes. Eases the tension. I was all stiff, now I'm all loosened up. This is a rehearsal everybody. Quiet on stage. Okay Wilma, throw the frogmouth his first cue.

Wilma Flintstone: Bill, the baby's college fund money is missing. Did you take it Bill?

The Frogmouth: [again in the meek voice] Yes I did, so what? You wanna make something out of it?

Television Producer: No, louder! Louder! You're the frogmouth, Be P-O-S-I-T-I-V-E!

The Frogmouth: [slightly raised, but still meek] Yes I did, so what? You wanna make something out of it?

Television Producer: Why me? I'm a good guy. It's too late to audition people. I could have gone to college, I could have learned a trade. But no, I had to be a television producer. And I wind up with a pollywog for a frogmouth. I'm ruined!”
— Wilma Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: Hollyrock, Here I Come
Tagged: TV Shows, producers, Frogmouth, Audition
“Wilma Flintstone: [arguing about money] I work hard around here and I'm willing to do more! If necessary, I'll get a job to help out.

Fred Flintstone: Oh, that's a hot one!

Wilma Flintstone: What's that supposed to mean?

Fred Flintstone: [pointing his finger in her face] You are too smart to leave this cushy set up you have right now. Truth is, you like things just the way they are. You...

Fred Flintstone: [Wilma chomps down on his finger] YOWTCH! [to the audience] Now what brought that on?”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Happy Household
Tagged: Domestic Disputes, Violence Against Males
“Betty Rubble: [on the phone with Wilma] They haven't spoken to each other for five days. I'm sick and tired of it. I told him to go right over and make up with Fred.

Wilma Flintstone: What did he say?

Betty Rubble: He absolutely refused. So I said to him 'I'm going to invite my mother to come visit for a few weeks if you don't.

Wilma Flintstone: Really? What'd he say to that?

Barney Rubble: [poking his head in the door] Hiya, Wilma!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Swimming Pool
Tagged: feuding, Making Up, mothers in law
“Fred Flintstone: Tell me, boss, I'm on pins and needles! What were you wearing?

Mr. Rockhead: [Puts on the bird head of the costume that he, unknown to Fred, exchanged with the costumer] I got it right here.

Fred Flintstone: Sure, I talked to you, we were standing at the refreshment bar and I was saying... [suddenly realizes it was Mr. Rockhead he said all that bad stuff to] Oh boy, what I was saying...

Mr. Rockhead: I'll refresh your memory... Quote: Vice president of the morons section of the Knucklehead Club.

[Fred starts to 'feel small' as he continues]
Mr. Rockhead: Home having dinner before the 5-oclock whistle. Penny Pincher. Shorty. Birdbrain. You were gonna bump me right on the beak! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Fred Flintstone: [in a high-pitched voice] Oh boy, me and my big mouth.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Masquerade Ball
Tagged: busted, insults, Karma
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