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Barney Rubble Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“If you scrub with 'Sudsy-Wudsy', you'll wash away the Mudsy-Mudsies...”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 2: Social Climbers
Tagged: ad jingles
“If you're queasy... Sailing on the wave... Just open your mouth... Shout, 'Terra Firma Shave!'”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 2: Divided We Sail
Tagged: Burma Shave, TV Jingles
“Barney Rubble: The last bus for the track leaves in an hour. I'll go down and bet the money.

Fred Flintstone: What do you know about betting at the track?

Barney Rubble: I saw it on a TV show once.”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Split Personality
Tagged: horse racing
“Barney Rubble: [while looking over the hot piano] Hold it? Do you get a guarantee with it?

Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie: Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Hot Piano
Tagged: piano sales, Swindlers
“Barney Rubble: Can I ask you something, Fred?

Fred Flintstone: Make it good, because it's the last time I'm speaking to you.

Barney Rubble: Why did you drink my car polish?

Fred Flintstone: Car polish! Barney, do something!

Barney Rubble: I'll get a chamois!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Split Personality
Tagged: car polish, chamois
“Barney Rubble: [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep.

Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even if I have to wreck the set!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Deadbeat, tv bills
“Barney Rubble: At least I don't have to hide under the bed if the prowler shows up!

Fred Flintstone: Who said I did?

Barney Rubble: Wilma told Betty.

Fred Flintstone: She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed.

Barney Rubble: And she couldn't. You were there first.

Fred Flintstone: All right funny man, I'll prove to you you're wasting your money. Tonight, after you go to sleep, I'll sneak in dressed as a prowler. Then what'll you think your wife will do.

Barney Rubble: She'll say 'hello Fred. Why steal it. Just borrow it as usual'.”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Prowler
Tagged: prowlers, Burglars
“Betty Rubble: [on the phone with Wilma] They haven't spoken to each other for five days. I'm sick and tired of it. I told him to go right over and make up with Fred.

Wilma Flintstone: What did he say?

Betty Rubble: He absolutely refused. So I said to him 'I'm going to invite my mother to come visit for a few weeks if you don't.

Wilma Flintstone: Really? What'd he say to that?

Barney Rubble: [poking his head in the door] Hiya, Wilma!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Swimming Pool
Tagged: feuding, Making Up, mothers in law
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