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Fred Flintstone Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Wilma Flintstone: Look at me Fred, I'm calm.

Fred Flintstone: Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: The Blessed Event
Tagged: Pregnancy, Panic, Labor
“All right. All right. I can't make it as fast as you spend it. I admit it, so let's call off the contest!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Happy Household
Tagged: breadwinner
“2,500 people in Bedrock, and I had to pick this pebblebrain for a neighbor.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Flintstone Flyer
Tagged: Bedrock, Barney Rubble, Pebblebrain
“[the paperboy throws the newspaper, which is a stone slab, at Fred, knocking him down] Wilma Flintstone: Did you get your paper, dear?

Fred Flintstone: [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Flintstone Flyer
Tagged: Slapstick
“Fred Flintstone: [playing cards] Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?

Barney Rubble: I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home.
[laughs]”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Alvin Brickrock Presents
Tagged: cards, poker
“Wilma Flintstone: Fred, can't you get up without making all that noise?

Fred Flintstone: It's that pesty gooney bird, he's back again! Why can't he fly back to Capistranorock or wherever else he belongs? What a thing to look forward to all summer!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: Fred's New Job
Tagged: Gooney Bird, San Juan Capistrano
“Fred Flintstone: [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts?

Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.

Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Ruthless
“Fred Flintstone: [dressed as a nurse, trying to sneak Barney out past the Desk Nurse] You're doing fine, Mr Rubble. We'll take you outside around the grounds and get some fresh air.

Desk Nurse: [after they've passed] Wow, what a homely nurse.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Operation Barney
Tagged: homely, Drag
“Fred Flintstone: [after Wilma is given Pebbles for the first time] Awwww, she looks like a chip off the ol' block.

Barney Rubble: Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' flintstone.

Wilma Flintstone: What a beautiful name. Pebbles Flintstone.

Pebbles Flintstone: [Her first words ever] Yabba. Dabba. Goo.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: The Blessed Event
Tagged: Birth, first words
“Hmmm, here's the crook of the month. Fifteen thousand reward for information leading to apprehension of Albert Bonehart, wanted for questioning in disappearance of three former wives. Bonehart's fourth wife was last seen in a little railroad station in a valise, a ladies' hatbox, and an executive's briefcase. Well, that's one way to send your wife to the country.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Alvin Brickrock Presents
Tagged: Criminals, bigamy, Wife Murderers
“Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy, how terrible can you get food?

Pearl Slaghoople: What's the matter sonny, don't you like the breakfast I cooked for ya?

Fred Flintstone: I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?

Pearl Slaghoople: [gets in his face] Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered.

Fred Flintstone: Then let the doctor eat it!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: This is Your Lifesaver
Tagged: Bad Food, Health Food
“Fred Flintstone: Tell me, boss, I'm on pins and needles! What were you wearing?

Mr. Rockhead: [Puts on the bird head of the costume that he, unknown to Fred, exchanged with the costumer] I got it right here.

Fred Flintstone: Sure, I talked to you, we were standing at the refreshment bar and I was saying... [suddenly realizes it was Mr. Rockhead he said all that bad stuff to] Oh boy, what I was saying...

Mr. Rockhead: I'll refresh your memory... Quote: Vice president of the morons section of the Knucklehead Club.

[Fred starts to 'feel small' as he continues]
Mr. Rockhead: Home having dinner before the 5-oclock whistle. Penny Pincher. Shorty. Birdbrain. You were gonna bump me right on the beak! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Fred Flintstone: [in a high-pitched voice] Oh boy, me and my big mouth.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Masquerade Ball
Tagged: busted, insults, Karma
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