“The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my Old Maid. Oscar is my Queen.…”— Aaron Shure, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“Fred Flintstone: [playing cards] Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone? Barney Rubble: I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home. [laughs]”— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com
“This might not be the best way to get justice, but these are the cards we've been dealt man. I think we all can agree-- Ari Adamain has got to go.”— Jason Ganzel, Agent Dale Jakes, Brandon Jay McLaren, imdb.com
“Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug. Felix: Okay, except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on The Waltons.”— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Felix Unger, Thomas Lennon, imdb.com
“Frank: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. Hawkeye: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.”— John D. Hess, Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first it's all hearts and diamonds. Then you are in your garage looking for a club and a spade.”— markdothlynn, reddit.com
“Learn a party trick. It might be a simple card trick or learn how to recite the alphabet backwards in less than 10 seconds.”— Steve Myall, mirror.co.uk
“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”— Emily Spivey, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“I play my cards as best I can, but I lose my luck when you're not here. My darling heart, won't you please give in? I may be strong, but I want you back again.”— Dave Matthews Band, youtube.com
“People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. At least let them speak for themselves! Right? I mean, look! What-What is this? What does it say? 'Congratul…”— Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom, amazon.com
“It's these cards and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all lies and the heartache, everything.”— Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom, amazon.com
“He still has all of your old gifts. Listen, if he kept a shirt or a nice watch, that probably doesn't mean much other than the fact that they were pretty nice gifts. But if he kept all the sweet, handwritten birthday cards or the hoodie you got him with his favorite team on it, then there might be s…”— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com