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Elizabeth: Where are we going?
[slides down the bannister]
[he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom]
Elizabeth: [in pain] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?”
[Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen]
Karen O’Shea: Kevin! Aah!
[Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch-first on a tree limb]
Kevin O’Shea: Oh! Doctor!
[in pain, he tilts and falls into their pool]”
[as Ishmael whispers ‘okay,’ Roy trips and falls]
Roy: Ooh! I think I tore my sac.
Ishmael: [loudly] Are you okay, Mr. Munson?
Roy: Shh! What did I just say?
Ishmael: Uh, ‘I think I tore my sac’?”
Fred Flintstone: [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.”
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