Quotes tagged ‘Audition’

“Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and I'm reading for the role of 'Man at Party Who Smells Fart.'”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

“If you want the fucking part, earn it!”

— Damien Chazelle, Terence Fletcher, J.K. Simmons, imdb.com

“Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?”

— Damien Chazelle, Terence Fletcher, J.K. Simmons, imdb.com

“Sheerah: So I heard you want to be a singer? Kim: I do. Bryan: She does. Sheerah: Well, come on in. Let's see what you got.”

— Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen, Bryan, Liam Neeson, imdb.com

“Television Producer: Now I know you've been rehearsing at home, and you know your part. But project. You know, project. You're the frogmouth. You're loud, you're noisy, you're obnoxious. Lots of decibels, you got it? The Frogmouth: [in a meek voice] I think so. No. No. Nobody would do this to me. It…”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“I once went to an open audition and it was just a bum fight.”

— Danny Rubin, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com

“What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc