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|Birthday:||October 24, 1904|
|Birthplace:||Brooklyn, New York, United States|
|Death:||December 13, 1971|
|Educated At:||Pratt Institute|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Animator, Screenwriter, Composer|
Birthday: October 24, 1904
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Death: December 13, 1971
Educated At: Pratt Institute
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Animator, Screenwriter, Composer
Barney Rubble: But Fred, you're a lot of weight!”
Barney Rubble: How many guesses do I get?”
[slowly peeks around the corner]
Wilma Flintstone: FRED!
Fred Flintstone: [jumps] AAH!
Wilma Flintstone: What are you peeking around corners for?”
Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie: Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.”
Fred Flintstone: It's that pesty gooney bird, he's back again! Why can't he fly back to Capistranorock or wherever else he belongs? What a thing to look forward to all summer!”
Fred Flintstone: What do you know about betting at the track?
Barney Rubble: I saw it on a TV show once.”
Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.
Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
Betty Rubble: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.
Wilma Flintstone: [cut to Fred and Wilma] The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed-off runt happens to be my best friend.”
Fred Flintstone: Make it good, because it's the last time I'm speaking to you.
Barney Rubble: Why did you drink my car polish?
Fred Flintstone: Car polish! Barney, do something!
Barney Rubble: I'll get a chamois!”
Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even if I have to wreck the set!”
Store Customer: Thanks. May I have my collateral back now?
Clerk: There you are, Mister Slate.
Store Customer: Hi, children.
[after his son & daughter are brought back to him, they speak, calling him daddy]
Store Customer: Come home, children. Mama will make some nice pop-up toast for you.
[then his family leave the store]”
Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat!
Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred!
Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party?
[Fred slams the hat over his head]”
The Frogmouth: [in a meek voice] I think so. No. No. Nobody would do this to me. It's a gag. Yes. Eases the tension. I was all stiff, now I'm all loosened up. This is a rehearsal everybody. Quiet on stage. Okay Wilma, throw the frogmouth his first cue.
Wilma Flintstone: Bill, the baby's college fund money is missing. Did you take it Bill?
The Frogmouth: [again in the meek voice] Yes I did, so what? You wanna make something out of it?
Television Producer: No, louder! Louder! You're the frogmouth, Be P-O-S-I-T-I-V-E!
The Frogmouth: [slightly raised, but still meek] Yes I did, so what? You wanna make something out of it?
Television Producer: Why me? I'm a good guy. It's too late to audition people. I could have gone to college, I could have learned a trade. But no, I had to be a television producer. And I wind up with a pollywog for a frogmouth. I'm ruined!”
Fred Flintstone: Oh, that's a hot one!
Wilma Flintstone: What's that supposed to mean?
Fred Flintstone: [pointing his finger in her face] You are too smart to leave this cushy set up you have right now. Truth is, you like things just the way they are. You...
Fred Flintstone: [Wilma chomps down on his finger] YOWTCH! [to the audience] Now what brought that on?”
Wilma Flintstone: What did he say?
Betty Rubble: He absolutely refused. So I said to him 'I'm going to invite my mother to come visit for a few weeks if you don't.
Wilma Flintstone: Really? What'd he say to that?
Barney Rubble: [poking his head in the door] Hiya, Wilma!”
Mr. Rockhead: [Puts on the bird head of the costume that he, unknown to Fred, exchanged with the costumer] I got it right here.
Fred Flintstone: Sure, I talked to you, we were standing at the refreshment bar and I was saying... [suddenly realizes it was Mr. Rockhead he said all that bad stuff to] Oh boy, what I was saying...
Mr. Rockhead: I'll refresh your memory... Quote: Vice president of the morons section of the Knucklehead Club.
[Fred starts to 'feel small' as he continues]
Mr. Rockhead: Home having dinner before the 5-oclock whistle. Penny Pincher. Shorty. Birdbrain. You were gonna bump me right on the beak! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
Fred Flintstone: [in a high-pitched voice] Oh boy, me and my big mouth.”