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H. Jon Benjamin Quotes
AKA: | Jon Henry |
Birthday: | May 23, 1966 |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Screenwriter, Actor |
Total quotes: 35
H. Jon Benjamin
BirthnameAKA: Jon Henry
Birthday: May 23, 1966
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Screenwriter, Actor
Total quotes: 35
“Bob: Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom. Like Gene.
Gene: Thank you!”
Gene: Thank you!”
Tagged:
Boring, Backhanded Compliments
“Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14.
Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?”
Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?”
“Gene: [about Bob's multitool] Could it kill an eagle?
Bob: Why would we want to kill an eagle?
Gene: I don't know. They're so condescending.”
Bob: Why would we want to kill an eagle?
Gene: I don't know. They're so condescending.”
Tagged:
Eagles, Condescending
“Here's a piece of advice, Brendon. There's no such thing as psychology. It's all made-up crap. They're all conmen, all of them. Even the women.”
Tagged:
Psychology
“Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...”
Tagged:
Alibis, Parking Meters
“Cyril: How do you not know the different kinds of porn?
Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.”
Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.”
Tagged:
Porn, Different Types Of Porn, Women, Sex, Internet, Self-Loathing, Sock, masturbation, Sassy
“Teddy: Hey, Bob. You going to Equestra-Con?
Bob: Uh, no, Teddy. Because that's a convention for little girls that like toy horses.
Teddy: Beg to differ, Bob. It's for guys that like toy horses. They're called ‘Equesticles.’
Bob: ‘Equesticles?’
Teddy: Yeah, 'cause they got testicles. 'Cause they're men.”
Bob: Uh, no, Teddy. Because that's a convention for little girls that like toy horses.
Teddy: Beg to differ, Bob. It's for guys that like toy horses. They're called ‘Equesticles.’
Bob: ‘Equesticles?’
Teddy: Yeah, 'cause they got testicles. 'Cause they're men.”
Tagged:
Equesticles, Equestrian
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