Quotes tagged ‘Hungover’

“Chief Vick: Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses at an autopsy? Shawn: Chief, if I may. Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Gus refused because he has no value for human life…”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Oh jeez. This hangover's killing me. I haven't felt this crappy since the time I went to that museum.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“No, forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher. For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me! Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”

— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com

“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death... which I hope is soon. Amen.”

— Mehar Sethi, Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com