Quotes tagged ‘sandwiches’

(9 total)

“I cut it at an angle because not a lot about me is very straight.”

“I fucking love sandwiches. Who doesn’t love sandwiches? Monsters, that’s who.”

“Does this mean you’ll stop going to Subway? Don’t make me laugh. You’re not better than Subway, bitch — and you never will be.”

“I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.”

“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?”

“The smell of a deli can make you crave a sandwich subconsciously.”

“Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches”

“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”

“Today's National Sandwich Day and no I don't recommend threesomes even on a day like today.”