“Brett Ridgeman: I thought Denise cooked. Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt. [Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one] Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.”— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, imdb.com
“Sara: Dad you need to put something healthy in there. Kevin: Look—there’s beef jerky. Chock full of protein. And it’ll keep him out of the dating pool for a few years.”— Peter Hoare, Michael Loftus, Pete Correale, Kevin Gable, Kevin James, imdb.com
“What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”— Rich Moore, Vanellope von Schweetz (voice), Sarah Silverman, imdb.com
“Samantha: Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper! Carrie: Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.”— Sue Kolinsky, Nicole Avril, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?”— John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you? Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse. Karen: Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there! Lady: How offensive! Karen: Honey, it's your breath, not mine.”— Alex Herschlag, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?”— Dan Fybel, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“Can we roll down the windows? I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath.”— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com
“Dean: Don't forget the extra onions this time, hmm? Sam: Dude, I'm the one who's gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.”— Sera Gamble, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“If you know that your chance to make out are very good, then skip the garlic, raw onions, and excessive coffee. Granted, sometimes a hot kiss isn’t planned, but if you can prep for it, do so.”— Amanda Chatel, bustle.com